It’s unlikely you’ll ever read another story like this. An inmate trying to stop guards from fighting? Actually, there’s a simple explanation: the dude liked the guards. As reported by The Buffalo News: An inmate at the Erie County Correctional Facility lost a tooth last week when he intervened in…
(No, not in the book.) Warning: This post is not suitable for children. And The Juice isn’t just saying that to pique your interest. You will not believe this woman’s hiding place. As reported by The News-Press: A Pompano Beach woman is in custody at the Lee County Jail for…
What’s next? Tasing every pulled-over motorist before requesting a license and registration? For god’s sake man, you don’t have to tase someone just because you can! Here’s a ridiculous story out of Cincinnati, as reported by WKRC: A St. Paris, Ohio man, not even registered in the Flying Pig Marathon,…
When a 51-year-old daughter wants to do something nice for her 80-year-old father, it’s a good thing. All agreed? Okay, what if the “thing” is hooking the father up with a prostitute? The Juice’s opinion remains unchanged. As reported by abcactionnews.com: The pair, who listed their hometown as Dubuque, Iowa,…
If someone calls the cops on their spouse, chances are it’s going to be for a good reason. This case, out of Fort Wayne, Indiana, is no exception. As reported by WANE: According to a Fort Wayne Police Department report, when an officer arrived at the 517 Lawton Place apartment,…
Well, it wasn’t supposed to be free. In fact, the store wasn’t even supposed to be open. But when you rely on computers too much, well, here’s what can happen, as reported by 3news.co.nz: A security system computer glitch is being blamed for the doors opening and the lights coming…
Like everyone else (except the perps), The Juice is pleased when drunk drivers make things easy for the fuzz. As reported by The Beacon-News (Illinois): A 43-year-old Oswego woman was charged with drunken driving after police responded to calls about a woman throwing up out of her car at 6:40…
Pranks are funny. But really, the only person who can prank a cop is … another cop. Tell it to these folks in Houston. As reported by khou.com … Harris County deputies said they were initially called to a home in the 13600 block of Treebank Thursday night after reports…
How is it possible for a 32-year-old man to get busted for underage drinking? Here’s how: Commit the crime [allegedly] when you are underage, then let a few years go by. Doh! As reported by The Hunterdon County Democrat (New Jersey): Patrolman Tim McGuire stopped on Route 513 by the…
If you’ve never been mad at your parents, then …There’s really no need to finish that sentence. But have you ever attacked one of your parents? While the parent was driving? Who would do that? Well … per the Northwest Florida Daily News: A 16-year-old girl was riding in the…