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Thief Hid The Jewelry Where?

Well, it’s certainly not the first place folks would look for missing property. Nevertheless, by her own admission, Ms. Jones hid the jewelry in her, uh, um … you know. As reported by The Sandusky Register: Erie County Sheriff’s deputies arrested an Elyria roofer who told them she stole valuable…

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Epic Thermostat Battle

In probably every household, there is disagreement regarding the desirable thermostat temperature. In almost every household, a compromise is reached. In this household, not so much. These sisters, who share a home, got into it over one degree. As reported by The Chicago Tribune: Ilona Sales and Wanda Lupina both…

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Police Immediately Became Suspicious When They Saw A Line At A Subway …

Clearly The Juice is not a big Subway fan. And while it may be true that there are now more Subway “restaurants” than McDonalad’s “restaurants” worldwide, it’s also true that Subway has an incredibly low franchise fee. Anyway, back to the Subway in question. It’s in Florida. And if you…

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Excuse Me, But There’s A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!

Really. Mr. Bryson Pillars was chewing some tobacco when … [I’ll let the Mississippi Supreme Court take it from here. They just don’t write them like they used to.] It seems that appellant [Mr. Pillars] consumed one plug of his purchase, which measured up to representations, that it was tobacco…

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