Well, it’s certainly not the first place folks would look for missing property. Nevertheless, by her own admission, Ms. Jones hid the jewelry in her, uh, um … you know. As reported by The Sandusky Register: Erie County Sheriff’s deputies arrested an Elyria roofer who told them she stole valuable…
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Epic Thermostat Battle
In probably every household, there is disagreement regarding the desirable thermostat temperature. In almost every household, a compromise is reached. In this household, not so much. These sisters, who share a home, got into it over one degree. As reported by The Chicago Tribune: Ilona Sales and Wanda Lupina both…
Yikes! Do NOT Make This Woman Angry!
In her wake, a woman from Lillington, North Carolina, left 2 injured men, one of them a police officer. Warning: Men, reading this will likely cause you to cringe. From The Daily Record: Rebecca Arnold Dawson of Lillington was in court again on charges of assaulting Lillington Police Officer Ronnie…
Not Your Average Lawsuit …
“A woman who impaled herself on a picket fence when she fell while urinating from an unprotected veranda has sued her former fiance for substantial damages…” Yikes! Here’s the rest of the story.
What Body Part Would You Give Up For An iPad 2?
Now remember, we’re talking about an iPad 2, not just an iPad … From a report in the Global Times … A teenager in China sold one of his kidneys to buy an iPad 2 … A kidney!!!!! The 17-year-old boy, identified only by the surname Zheng, searched the internet…
Police Immediately Became Suspicious When They Saw A Line At A Subway …
Clearly The Juice is not a big Subway fan. And while it may be true that there are now more Subway “restaurants” than McDonalad’s “restaurants” worldwide, it’s also true that Subway has an incredibly low franchise fee. Anyway, back to the Subway in question. It’s in Florida. And if you…
How Far Would You Go To Delay Paying Child Support?
Most people who owe money and don’t have it will just admit it, right? Not so with this Florida man. As reported by The St. Petersburg Times: Michael Cherubino, 51, of 5464 Birchwood Road in Spring Hill had told deputies two men attacked him at his home, stabbed him in…
Excuse Me, But There’s A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
Really. Mr. Bryson Pillars was chewing some tobacco when … [I’ll let the Mississippi Supreme Court take it from here. They just don’t write them like they used to.] It seems that appellant [Mr. Pillars] consumed one plug of his purchase, which measured up to representations, that it was tobacco…
If You Doubt That Being In Shock Can Mask Pain, Check This Out
It is true that “shock” can mask a lot of things, but this? Per The Sun … A mugging victim had a six inch knife plunged deep into her back — and she didn’t even feel it. Skeptical? Check out the picture here. Incredibly the 22-year-old, who was knifed by…
Chinese Prisoners Forced To Play Computer Games
Why would prisoners be forced to play computer games? In a word: cashish. (Money). As reported by The Guardian: As a prisoner at the Jixi labour camp, Liu Dali would slog through tough days breaking rocks and digging trenches in the open cast coalmines of north-east China. By night, he…