It would appear that Mr. Octavian Borges is Taserproof. Check this out, from The Courier Mail: A North Queensland man, aged 21, has stunned police by proving impervious to a Taser deployment and casually removing the barbs – not once but three times. Octavian Borges casually removed the barbs fired…
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Tasered, With A Twist
So this homeless man in Lancaster, Ohio got burned by a taser. And I mean literally “burned.” Per the Lancaster Eagle Gazette, Officers said they spotted a man — later identified as [Mr. Daniel C.] Wood — allegedly placing the end of a can in his mouth then running away.…
Police Officer Says He’ll Tase Man Where?
Up his ass! And other places in the vicinity… Although the Juice does not *** expletives, fox12idaho does. Here’s a portion of the transcript of a Boise, Idaho man’s arrest: Officer #3: Do you feel this? Complainant: Yes, sir. Officer #3: Do you feel that? That’s my – Complainant: okay…
Dear, I Think That Man Was Driving Backwards
Now, dear, don’t be … oh my! He is driving backwards – down the highway! As reported by tdn.com (Washington State): Police arrested a driver Thursday night who was cruising along Interstate 5 — in reverse. The 41-year-old man drove at least three miles backward on Interstate 5 before his…
Holster That Taser, Bro
A 14-year-old Canadian girl was arrested for being drunk and disorderly (she later pleaded guilty) and was placed in a cell. Maybe it’s just me, but how much of a threat can a girl that age – in a jail cell – be? As reported by canada.com: Roberts [the family’s…
Another Day, Another Tasering
Unlike the incident in yesterday’s post, I don’t have any problem with this shocker in Ypsilanti, Michigan. As reported at mlive.com, Ypsilanti Police Sgt. Deric Gress said police were called to the scene at 4:10 a.m. on a report of a man chasing a woman outside an apartment complex. When…
Man Tasered By Police, And Later Dies, Was Carrying What?
An incredibly threatening … squeegee. Really. Maybe the drugs killed him – maybe not. Here’s the story, from the Orlando Sentinel: A sheriff’s office spokesman said the man who deputies Tasered in south Orange County died this morning. Capt. Angelo Nieves of the Orange County Sheriff’s Office confirmed the man…
After A 30-Foot Fall, Kid Tasered Up To 19 Times
Really. This happened to 16-year-old Ozark, Missouri resident Mace Hutchinson. Here’s the story, from ky3.com: A family from Branson wants answers about what happened to their son that left him hospitalized. Early Saturday morning, police found Mace Hutchinson, 16, underneath the Highway F overpass over U.S. 65. Mace ended up…
65-Year-Old Living With Mom Wigs Out
So maybe it’s only a little strange that 65-year-old Tad Gunter is living with his 85-year-old mother, Margery Gunter. Actually, it’s really nice if he’s taking care of her. What do you think, nice or strange? Margery Gunter told deputies that her son, Tad Gunter, has been acting weird for…
Man Climbs On Roof Of Moving Vehicle?
Okay, maybe that sounds just a little insane. But consider this – he was driving! As reported in the Reading Eagle, Messerly was driving his employer’s minivan on the bypass in West Reading about 3 p.m. April 4 when he climbed out of the driver-side window, stood on the roof…