There’s nothing funny about screwing with a cyclist, as this South Carolina man now knows. As a daily bicycle commuter on the streets of Washington, DC and Maryland, The Juice is pleasantly surprised that this crime is being pursued. Per wmbf.com (Myrtle Beach, South Carolina): Conway Police responded to the…
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So It Turns Out Crime Victims Have Access To Craigslist Too!
Craigslist is a fantastic marketplace. You can literally buy and sell anything, or so these gents thought. As reported by The Colorado Springs Police Department: On 02/01/14 at approximately 1700 hrs. Officer M. McCormick, was dispatched to the 1600 block of Loraine St. to investigate a reported burglary. Upon arrival…
So You Think You Like Bicycles …
Don’t get me wrong. As a daily bicycle commuter, The Juice really likes bicycles, just not this much. Read this, from thelocal.se, and you’ll be clicking below to read the entire article. Östersund police are investigating whether there is any connection between the recent spate of masturbation bike attacks with…
Cyclists Unite!
Cyclists everywhere, unite! And laugh your asses off at this woman! [The Juice is a bicycle-commuting personal injury attorney practicing in Washington DC, Maryland and Virginia.}
A One-Way Ticket To Hell
Sorry, The Juice gets worked up when a cyclist is involved. He gets that a lot of people just don’t like cyclists, though he doesn’t fully understand why. But this? As reported by wdrb.com (Louisville, KY): A Louisville man is accused of assault after police say he intentionally struck a…
Bank Robber Cyclist? Crossing State Line? Nooo!!!!
As a regular bicycle commuter, it pains The Juice to have to say this, but it’s not looking too good for this fellow cyclist. As reported by The Union Leader: Police [in Somersworth, New Hampshire] arrested a Maine man riding a bicycle Friday in connection with a bank robbery across…
A Florida Law That Almost Every Kid Routinely Breaks
As a regular bicycle rider (and commuter), The Juice must confess that, if he lived in Florida, he would be a serial offender of this absolutely ridiculous law. And yes, it’s still on the books. Title XXIII – MOTOR VEHICLES – Chapter 316 – STATE UNIFORM TRAFFIC CONTROL 316.2065 –…
Hey, Someone Stole My Bike!
As a daily bicycle commuter, The Juice is usually sympathetic to cyclists done wrong. Usually … Per The Santa Cruz Sentinel: [Two] boys, both 17-year-old Santa Cruz residents, went to a Mission Street music store and tried to sell [a] violin, which had been reported stolen during a car burglary…
If Only This Mototirst Had Respected The Cyclist …
As a bicycle commuter who has been on the receiving end of many unkind words, The Juice can relate to this incident. From the Colorado Springs Police Department Crime Blotter: Incident Date: April 5, 2010 Time: 4:34:00 PM Summary: Stetson Hills Officers were dispatched to a weapons brandishing stemming from…
I Can’t Believe This Guy Could Find His Bicycle, Much Less Ride It
As a daily bicycle commuter, it pains me to blast a fellow cyclist. All I can say about this gent is … DUDE! From The Cairns Post: A drunken cyclist wobbled along a highway before falling off his bike into a ditch in front of police. Police say the 26-year-old…