Really? All this for some cigarettes? Check this out from the Pocono Record: Two males backed a pickup truck through the front glass door of the Tobacco Road store on Route 209 in Middle Smithfield Township at 3:38 a.m. Monday, police said. And then they took a bunch of cigarettes?…
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Please. Tell Me She Wasn’t Suspended For THIS Facebook Post
No doubt regular readers know that The Juice is a hardcore free speech advocate. That said, surely most folks would agree that Pembroke Pines Principal Peter [damn you for not having a last name beginning with “P” !] Bayer grossly overreacted? As reported by CBS4: On Friday, November 9th, 2007,…
Think This Granny Is Off Her Rocker?
Yes, of course grandparents spoil their grandchildren. Maybe a little candy from grandma, or some new clothes. But how about this: 54-year-old Brenda Bouschet was arrested after driving around a Marathon, Florida supermarket parking lot with her 3-year-old granddaughter sitting on the roof! Not to worry, said Ms. Bouschet. Per…
Student Busted For Farting In School?
Yup, the kid was busted for farting in school, and otherwise “disrupting” his class. From TheLedger.com, here’s the story: A student at a Florida school has been arrested after authorities say he was “passing gas” and turned off his classmates’ computers. According to a report released Friday by the Martin…
Homeowner’s Association Just Says “No” – Mother Trucker!
By now just about everyone has heard of a few stupid homeowner’s association rules. But check this one out. Jim Greenwood lives in a suburb of Dallas, Texas called Frisco. More specifically, he lives in – hold your nose up, and speak nasally – Stonebriar Village. Now with his son…
Tell Me You Didn’t File A Claim Against Your Employer For This
It would be harder to make this stuff up than to tell you about it. Yes, Mr. Imran Khan, or Bristol, England, filed a claim against his employer for offering wine as an incentive. Mr. Khan, a Muslim, claimed that he was a victim of racial and religious discrimination because…
Really? A One Month Suspension For This?
Remember the post the other day about the doctor who got a one week suspension for having a sexual relationship with a patient? Well, Dr. Mark Blaylock got a one month suspension for … putting a picture of a government official in the trash! For real. Dr. Blaylock is the…
What Can Happen If You Fall Asleep In Class?
At least, don’t fall asleep in Melissa Nadeau’s class. Why not? Just ask Vinicios Robacher, a 15-year-old student in Danbury, Connecticut. When Vinicios crashed, Ms. Nadeau allegedly awoke him by slamming [the palm of] her hand down on his desk so hard that it injured his left eardrum! The boy’s…
Cycling While Partially Clothed …
Ojai, California’s loss is Ashland, Oregon’s gain? Ms. Jennifer Moss, as reported by The Oregonian … …often pedaled a bicycle around Ojai in a hemp G-string and flower-shaped pasties to promote Earth-friendliness. Live and let live, right? Her most recent misdemeanor arrest was for removing everything but her G-string and…
Drunk Folks Make Poor Decisions
Here’s a very good example, per WTHR.com: It was a day that kept getting worse for a Terre Haute man who put his car in a ditch and then tried to get it out with a “borrowed” tractor. When officers arrived, they discovered a large farm tractor and car in…