Regular readers know that one of The Juice’s least favorite phrases is “expletive deleted.” So, straight from the indictment (with very brief intro’s) are the f-bombs uttered by Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich (and his wife!). On squeezing some money from his authority to appoint President-Elect Obama’s replacement in the Senate……
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Yes, Someone Can Just Look Guilty
Wow. This guy could not have made it easier for the police officer to bust him. He just flat-out looked guilty. From pennlive.com: Cesar Lopez, a 29-year-old Lebanon, Pa., man, was busted Saturday when he walked up to a police officer with a small bag of marijuana stuck to his…
Uh. Sorry.
Seriously, I thought you were someone else … As reported by The Arkansas Times: Best reason not to work under your car In August, a Springdale man, angry at his girlfriend, went to the trailer park where she lived, saw her doing some mechanical work under a jacked-up car, kicked…
A Truly Up-And-Down Relationship
Certainly all relationships have their ups and downs, but this is ridiculous. Chalie Simon, a 19-year-old sophomore at the University of Colorado, and her ex-boyfriend had, according to him, broken up about 20 times over the course of a year! I’m guessing that he broke up the 20th time, and…
Do NOT Mess With This Lady!
Of course, if you don’t mind having your head handed to you … As reported in The South Asian Post: A woman chopped the head off a man who allegedly tried to attack her and then paraded the head through a market in northern India, police said. Police arrested the…
Judge Who Rhymes Calls Woman A “Whore.” Me Thinks That He Will Rhyme No More.
It was the night of January 30, 1974, when a young woman, who shall remain nameless, was arrested for prostitution. Having solicited a police officer (doh!), she sought a sentence of probation. Magistrate Judge Richard J. Rome complied. Unfortunately, he also issued the following Memorandum Decision: This is the saga…
The ATM That Kept Giving and Giving and Giving … But A Life Sentence?
So, after discovering the glitch (the man’s account was only debited 1/1,000th of the amount withdrawn!), he made an additional 171 withdrawals, to the tune of about $25,000. And yes, it was in China, where he could have been sentenced to death (for real). But really, isn’t a life sentence…
Serious Jail Time For Over A Pound Of Weed?
Well, it depends. In this case, the offender had 2 previous drug offenses. He also had hidden over a pound of weed in a washing machine. But, and this was a big “but” for the Judge, the offender is a high-achieving environmental scientist, as reported by The Cairns Post (Australia).…
Sex Here, Sex There …
Wow. Quite a compendium. These folks were caught (and some were busted for) having sex in all kinds of places. As reported by The Mirror, the places are … On a cop car For some people having sex in public just isn’t daring enough and they must take it that…
You Stole What?
So here’s what Andrew Allen admitted stealing from a home in Blackpool, England, per the Blackpool Gazette: “He stole a dustpan and brush, a cat basket, a trowel and lawn feeder, a basket with tools and a gardening glove.” Street value – £51 ($75 US)! Dude, why? In a nutshell:…