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Blagojevich Uncensored

Regular readers know that one of The Juice’s least favorite phrases is “expletive deleted.” So, straight from the indictment (with very brief intro’s) are the f-bombs uttered by Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich (and his wife!). On squeezing some money from his authority to appoint President-Elect Obama’s replacement in the Senate……

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Uh. Sorry.

Seriously, I thought you were someone else … As reported by The Arkansas Times: Best reason not to work under your car In August, a Springdale man, angry at his girlfriend, went to the trailer park where she lived, saw her doing some mechanical work under a jacked-up car, kicked…

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Judge Who Rhymes Calls Woman A “Whore.” Me Thinks That He Will Rhyme No More.

It was the night of January 30, 1974, when a young woman, who shall remain nameless, was arrested for prostitution. Having solicited a police officer (doh!), she sought a sentence of probation. Magistrate Judge Richard J. Rome complied. Unfortunately, he also issued the following Memorandum Decision: This is the saga…

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You Stole What?

So here’s what Andrew Allen admitted stealing from a home in Blackpool, England, per the Blackpool Gazette: “He stole a dustpan and brush, a cat basket, a trowel and lawn feeder, a basket with tools and a gardening glove.” Street value – £51 ($75 US)! Dude, why? In a nutshell:…

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