The Juice seriously doubts that Mr. James Lewis will ever complain about his wife’s cooking again. Why no more complaints? In 2 words: fifty stitches. As reported by wral.com: Deputies responded to an assault call Friday morning on the 5000 block of Justice Branch Road and found paramedics treating James…
If you can, put aside for a moment how creepy this is. Think of the logistics involved! Here’s the report: A South Korean who stole 1200 pairs of expensive shoes from funeral homes while posing as a mourner has been arrested, police in Seoul said. How did he do it?…
So the parent of a 5-year-old kid had an argument with another parent – on the playground, of course. As a result, Mr. Joseph Moldrich, one of the parents, hatched a scheme to get the kid of the other parent kicked out of school. He would make threatening phone calls…
You get popped in the face. Why wouldn’t you call the cops? Well, it depends on who’s doing the popping, and who gets popped. Per the San Diego Union Tribune: A man who was busy robbing his elderly victim Saturday became so upset when a bystander tried to break up…
Outrageous, right? But true. As reported by UPI: Police in Australia have set what they describe as “very generous limits” for an upcoming auto race [The Bathurst 1000] The limit? … no more than a case of beer a day for adults. Holy shiznit. You know Aussie’s like their beer…
If Pennsylvania residents Kimberly Holzlein and Jill Hillard ever offer you ANY food or drink, don’t take it! Why not? Per The Citizens Voice: The two were charged with neglect of a care-dependent person while they were employees of ARC of Wyoming County. The charges stem from accusations that Holzlein…
Let’s just say that you wouldn’t want to live in an apartment owned by Vincent Tan of Edmonton, Alberta. Here’s what he was up to: A tenant came home and found Mr. Tan with his pants off and an erection visible through his underwear. Zoinks! Enter the police, who then…
You can put your eyeballs back in their sockets. You read it right: 3 months in the slammer (and a fine of about $600!) for possessing 5 firecrackers. From the New Straits Times (Malaysia): A jobless man was sentenced to three months’ jail and fined RM2,000 by the magistrate’s court…
Hey man, The Juice just finds the news. He doesn’t make this stuff up. (I know him, and seriously doubt his imagination would be up to the task.) Darin Cassler of Burlington, Vermont was arrested for starting a pillow fight, albeit a large one. As reported by The Burlington Free…
Sure, getting kicked there hurts. How about getting shot there? A Vallejo teenager allegedly shot himself in the testicles Thursday afternoon, police said. Police said the 17-year-old, whose name is being withheld because he’s a minor, walked into Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center at about 5:45 p.m. with a gunshot…