Nobody can argue that the internet has dramatically changed the world. Some folks, though, turn to it when they ought to just do things the old-fashioned way. For example, there’s this woman in Santa Fe, Texas, as reported by kwtx.com … Police in Santa Fe in Southeast Texas say the…
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Tased 30+ Times And Cuffed, And Sedated. And That Wasn’t Enough …
If you are wondering how someone could withstand and do all of those things, you’re in good company. The judge was also puzzled. As reported by The Herald Mail (Hagerstown, MD): A Hagerstown man who broke a set of steel handcuffs and was shocked with stun guns 30 or more…
Bakery Burglar Caught By Leaving A Trail Of …
If you guessed that this bakery burglar was caught because he left a trail of crumbs, you’d be … wrong! Per the The Hamilton Spectator (Ontario): After breaking into a bakery in the area of Barton Street East and Sherman Avenue North Sunday night, a bumbling burglar left a trail…
The Bird, The F-Bomb, The Bust. But With A Twist
Maybe this guy and the Niceville police officers are all regular Juice readers? While this is unlikely (The Juice aspires, but is realistic about his current reach), their behavior is indicative of the knowledge of a regular reader. As reported by The Northwest Florida Daily News: On Oct. 17 officers…
That Bird Is Gonna Cost You.
Regular Juice readers know that you have a first amendment right to flip off a police officer. That doesn’t mean you won’t be arrested and thrown in jail. It just means that ultimately you will prevail. Any way, the same does NOT hold true for Judges, as this gent learned.…
Some Things You Just Can’t Say To A Judge
Judges are generally an understanding lot. But there are some things you just can’t say to a judge. Mr. Harry Elias found this out the hard way. As reported by kamloopsnews.ca: Harry Elias was in a family court proceeding on Monday when he allegedly told provincial court Judge Stella Frame…
Busted For Going On Facebook?
Yes, this man was busted for going on Facebook, as he should have been. As reported by North Country Now (Potsdam, New York): A Norwood man was arrested for allegedly contacting a female via Facebook who had an order of protection against him, according to St. Lawrence County sheriff’s deputies.…
A Novel Defense To A Charge Of Public Urination
Urinating in public? Well I never! Okay, maybe just this once … or, maybe not. As reported by The Iowa City Press-Citizen: An Iowa City Man was arrested for public intoxication at 10:40 p.m. Sunday after telling police the yellow liquid flowing through a handrail on steps leading to an…
Dad Gets Busted For Spraying “Liquid Ass” In School
Yes folks, you read that correctly. As reported by detroit.cbslocal.com: Jason Festerman was called to school after his son was suspended for spraying prank item Liquid Ass in his classroom. Ads claim Liquid Ass is a “power–packed, super–concentrated liquid (that) begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul…
Must Have Been Some Glorious “Glory Days”
Most of us would like to be young again. Okay, so most of the old folks like The Juice would like to be young again. And many of us say that we act young and feel young, and that’s all that matters. Not to this Texas lady. She went back…