Why would The Juice presume that no celebrities would stay in James City County, Virginia? Because they have a law prohibiting the use of a fake name when registering at a hotel. Here it is: Sec. 15-38. False registration by guests. It shall be unlawful for any person to write,…
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Arrested For Eating Fish?
Lots of people eat fish. Probably most people. Is it really so bad to eat a goldfish? Apparently so, as Briton Chris Caswell found out the hard way. As reported – with no slant whatsoever[!] – in The Sun: Cruel Chris Caswell was arrested yesterday over the sick stunt that…
Have Quieter Sex Or … Move To A Single Family Home
Would you believe it if The Juice told you a woman was busted for noisy sex? Well, he is. As reported in The Northern Echo: A woman pleaded guilty today to breaching a sex Asbo [anti-social behavior order] three times. Caroline Cartwright, 48, and her husband Steve were hit with…
A Year In Jail For A Man With A Strange Fetish
You’ll have a hard time believing what this Minnesota man’s fetish is, and that he will be spending a year in jail because of it. Per the Duluth News Tribune: Christopher Neil Bjerkness is not a rapist, but a Duluth judge lectured him on Wednesday that unless he stops carrying…
What Not To Say If You Get Pulled Over For A DWI
Before I tell you what Christopher Lucero told New Mexico State Police Officer Kurtis Ward, just remember one thing: he was drunk! As reported in The Albuquerque Journal, Lucero said he was weaving because: His passenger spilled his beer … Doh! There’s more. … next to Lucero, 31, was a…
Not The Best Person To Text When You’re Looking To Buy Weed
It is a fact [or at least truthy] that most younger people don’t proofread. The Juice refers to this as “Spell Check Syndrome.” There’s a kid in Montana who is now likely cured of that malady. Here’s how it happened, as reported by The Helena Independent Record: A Helena teen…
What’s Wrong With Having A “Go-To” Bank?
If you watch football or basketball, no doubt you’ve heard announcers say that a team will continue running a certain play until their opponent is able to stop it. Well, it seems a bank robber in Florida subscribes to the same theory. Per The South Florida Sun-Sentinel: Authorities are on…
You Sent A Cell Phone Video Of What?
Is it just me (it often is), or is it a little strange for a couple to exchange cell phone videos of their genitals? Because that was Christopher Walker’s explanation for sending a cell phone video of his genitals to … not his girlfriend! Doh! Per the BBC: When interviewed,…
Woman Left Man 13 Times – Then He Finally Gave Her The Boot
Over the 14 years Noel “Nutsy” Campbell and Miss Jasmine were involved (I can’t say “together” because at one point, she left him for 4 years!), she left him 13 times. He always took her back. So why did he finally decide he’d had enough? He was tired of the…
Police Officer Goes To Transvestite Money-For-Sex Party, Worries About His Machismo
A California (you were thinking Idaho?) patrolman attended a transvestite party where he paid an entrance fee of between $50-$100 with the expectation of receiving sexual gratification. Damned if he wasn’t getting his money’s worth – participating in sexual acts – when the police raided the party and caught him…