Tired of the same old billboards? You wouldn’t be, if you were in Sweden. Some Swedish legislators were upset by mobile billboard ads for strip joints. Per The Local: “It’s degrading to continually be confronted with cars whose main purpose is to drive around Stockholm’s streets in the evenings –…
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How Can You Tell When Someone Is Drunk?
Most drunk people give themselves away. It’s only a questions of whether or not anyone takes note. Fortunately for this lady’s 3 kids, someone took note, and called the cops. What was the first indication that she overindulged? She was driving down the road at 10 mph with her right…
All That Over A Cigarette?
If this dude decides to remain in the relationship, he would be well-advised to have a pack of cigarettes on hand at all times, and be willing to share them. As reported by The Morning Call (Allentown): Bethlehem police said a woman went on a rampage Monday night when her…
You Can’t Fire Us For That!
Of all the reasons to fire somebody, this has got to be among the most idiotic. As reported by China Daily: Two women have been fired from their jobs for refusing to drink at a company party. No doubt they would have been fired had they gotten shitfaced. Maybe each…
Shades Of The Wet Bandits
Remember the “wet bandits” from the movie “Home Alone”? Their m.o. was to flood a house after burglarizing it. So, caught for one, caught for them all. While this Rhode Island gent did not flood any houses, he had a very revealing clue in his pocket. As reported by WPRI…
Wet Blanket On Iowa Wet T-Shirt Contest?
[Sorry if this disappoints anyone, but that there is a costume.] So wet t-shirt contests might not be your thing, but really, is it something you want to spend time prosecuting? In Mason City, Iowa, that would be a “yes,” as reported by RadioIowa.com. A magistrate court jury in Cerro…
Definitely Not Your Average Dog Bite Case
Why is this not your average dog bite case? Well, because a man bit a dog. And not just any dog, but a police dog. Yikes. As reported by NBCConnecticut.com: West Haven officer Scott Bloom was on patrol with his K-9, Onyx, near the Rite Aid on Elm Street early…
A Man Who Clearly Should Not Have Pets
Does marinating a cat really enhance the flavor? Hey, don’t shoot the messenger. (And please, PETA folks, no more emails. The Juice truly likes animals, especially cats.) Mr. Gary Korkuc was caught literally marinating his cat. Here’s the story, as reported by www.buffalonews.com: Buffalo police say officers heard the cat…
6-Year Divorce Case Comes Down To THIS?
After 6 years of litigation, everything else was settled in this divorce, which began just 4 months after the birth of the child at the heart of the controversy. Just what is the controversy? Whether the birth mother can prohibit her daughter’s stepmother from calling the stepmother “Mum” or a…
92-Year-Old Hasn’t Lost His Desire, May Never Have Had Tact
The public library is a terrific place for a 92-year-old man to try to … hook up? So thought Florida resident Herbert Johnson. The library’s employees were not flattered. Per nbcmiami.com: Stuart resident Herbert Johnson, 92, has been ordered to stay out of Martin County public libraries after waging an…