All this time it was right under your nose. So close to your nose, in fact, that one would think you would have smelled it. As reported by scotsman.com: A cannabis farm has been discovered yards away from a city-centre police station. And it was only discovered by chance. More…
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You Drove Drunk Where?
As reported in the Tacoma Washington News-Tribune: In May, a 22-year-old Gig Harbor man spent a night drinking at a tavern with a friend before seeing how fast he could drive his car – on an airport runway. According to court documents, the man, who worked at the Tacoma Narrows…
Hard To Believe This Guy Could Find His Bicycle, Much Less Ride It
As a daily bicycle commuter, it pains The Juice to blast a fellow cyclist. All he can say about this gent is … DUDE! From The Cairns Post: A drunken cyclist wobbled along a highway before falling off his bike into a ditch in front of police. Police say the…
LWI? La-Z-Boy While Intoxicated – Really
This story is truly wacky. First, you have a Proctor, Minnesota man who took a La-Z-Boy chair and put a lawnmower motor in it, and a steering wheel. Per the Duluth News Tribune, “It has a stereo, cup holders and other custom options, including different power levels.” All tricked out…
Dad Picks Wrong Woman To Be His Son’s “First”
It should go without saying that every kid ought to hear “the talk” from his parents. But a 42-year-old British dad apparently wanted to go the extra mile for his 14-year-old son – by hooking him up (sorry) with a prostitute! Alas, the woman dad approached was … a cop!…
A Very Strange Condition For Granting Bail
Just what was the condition imposed by Judge Tom Broadmore for granting bail to Mr. Ben Hana (who was charged with cannabis possession and obscene exposure)? That he wear underwear. For real. Per The Dominion Post, it seems that Mr. Hana is “… well known around Wellington [New Zealand] as…
Shoplifting Woman Hid Shoes Where?
If you’re thinking this Crestview, Florida woman hid the shoes on her person, you’re right. In her coat? Nope. Pants? Nope … As reported by NWFDailyNews.com: A Nov. 29 video surveillance showed the woman take clothing and pass them to the man, according to an arrest report from the Crestview…
Oh No You Didn’t Just Jack That Barbie Power Wheel Jeep
You did. You just jacked that little girl’s Barbiemobile. Curse you! As reported by Florida’s nwfdailynews.com: A Crestview woman was arrested recently after city police determined she had slipped an acquaintances granddaughter’s Barbie Power Wheel Jeep into her car, on the advice of her boyfriend. The boyfriend then sold the…
What’s Wrong With Friday?
Is it just me, or does “Friday” evoke positive thoughts for you too? For most folks, it’s the end of the work week, and the beginning of the weekend. Well sir, an Italian court took a different view of “Friday.” As reported by the BBC News: Italy’s top court has…
Smelly Feet And A Stabbing?
You can never be sure how someone is going to handle being insulted. No doubt this gent’s insulting days are over. As reported in The Daily Herald (Everett, Washington), according to court papers: [Dallas Amber] Smith [18] and others were gathered at her ex-boyfriend’s home south of Monroe, watching a…