So this woman, Briana “don’t make me pounce on you” Pouncy, told her live-in boyfriend Joseph Boykins to do the dishes. He didn’t. When she came home to a sink full of dirty dishes, it was on. They argued, and she told Mr. Boykins to leave. When he refused, it…
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A Real “Career Criminal” – Who Gets Bail?
A 26-year-old man in Northern Ireland has 104 convictions. His crimes include, per The Belfast Telegraph, … a string of offences including burglary, theft, assault and other dishonesty type offences. And, per the police, “every single time he was granted bail he broke the conditions.” After a recent arrest, he…
Condom Buyer’s Remorse?
Things must not be going well if you get to a place where you need to return a box of condoms for a refund. And, when the clerk won’t give you a refund, you call 911, claiming that you were robbed. As reported in the North Jersey Record, Kadien Jackson,…
Are You Sure You Want To Abduct THIS Kid?
One can imagine the would-be abductors talking beforehand: “Hey, how about that kid?” “Sure, why not?” Here’s why not: Not only was he on his way home boxing training, but the kid is “the two-time Australian junior champion and two-time Queensland champion.” As reported in The Cairns Post: It seemed…
This Thief Sucks – Literally
There are many ways to steal. But have you ever heard of a thief whose tool of the trade is a vacuum? Well, you’re about to. As reported by The Lincoln Journal Star: The vacuum remains at large, but Lincoln police ticketed a man who they believe used one to…
Rage Against The Machine
Be honest. You’ve smacked or kicked a machine – a parking meter, a vending machine, a copier … But this guy took it to another level. Per The Salt Lake Tribune: A Salt Lake City mortgage company employee allegedly got drunk, opened fired on his firm’s computer server with a…
This Has Got To Hurt!
Sure, some people don’t get along with their in-laws. And some parents don’t get along with their kids’ spouses. But this? A whole ‘nother level, as reported in The Las Cruces Sun-News: A 44-year-old woman who allegedly ripped her daughter-in-law’s nipple off during a drunken argument could be facing criminal…
Busted For Acting Like Borat
Who knew a couple mankinis would cause such a fuss? As reported by the BBC: Two students who dressed up as the TV character Borat are at the centre of a row in Vietnam. The pair performed a dance act at a company party dressed as the spoof Kazakh journalist…
The Battle Of The Farting Dolls: It’s Go Time.
Throughout the years since our nation’s inception, the American courtroom has been the stage for some rather formidable legal battles. Marbury v. Madison, Brown v. Board of Education, and Bush v. Gore come to mind. Sometimes, however, it is highly unlikely that some of the biggest match-ups ever make it…
Nuns Break The Sound Barrier?
Okay, so that’s a slight exaggeration, since the sound barrier on land is about 761 mph (it varies with the atmospheric conditions). But perhaps The Juice is in a state of shock after reading that a nun in Italy was busted for going 110 mph! Really, and with 2 other…