Hey, The Juice is all for giving someone the benefit of the doubt, if it’s a close call, and there’s no history. You make the call on this one. Per the Palm Beach Post: The Judicial Qualifications Commission filed formal charges against [Palm Beach County Circuit Court Judge Howard] Berman…
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Scorned Men Have Fury Too
The Juice has learned that William Congreve is the source of this oft-quoted passage: Heav’n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn’d, Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn’d. Suffice it to say that Mr. Congreve had not met a man such as this fellow: An inebriated man…
If You Call Out Constable Jay, A/K/A “Slim Shady,” Be Prepared To Eat It
A police officer who stepped up in a Fortitude Valley freestyle rap battle has become a cult hit on YouTube, as reported by The Courier-Mail. The clip shows the officer being taunted by local rapper Fluence, who risks arrest for obscenity and public nuisance with a line about “makin’ bacon”.…
Mess With The Baby Bull, Get The Mom’s Horns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLwNNC2Ckco Mess with this lady’s kid, and you may be looking at the back of her hand – coming at your face. As seen above, as reported by nbcmiami.com: A Broward County mother is accused of being a school bus bully after she took justice into her own hands and…
Better Than Driving Drunk? Or Not?
(Pretty provocative title, right? The Juice is looking forward to the MADD emails.) Who is a better driver: a drunk 40-year-old or … a 13-year-old boy? Unfortunately, the drunk guy did not give himself the choice of “none of the above.” As reported by The Seattle Times, he went with…
Married Women Can’t Fornicate in Minnesota?
Trust The Juice ladies. This is a good thing. Why? Because fornication is a crime. And ALL the fellas get caught up in the dragnet, while the married ladies get a pass. 609.34 Fornication. When any man and single woman have sexual intercourse with each other, each is guilty of…
Clearly NOT A Cat-Lover
Lots of people don’t like cats. Probably 99.99% of those people just ignore them. But not this woman. Fortunately, the cat’s owner had a security camera that caught the whole thing on video. Per The Courier Mail: The bespectacled, grey-haired woman, who appears to be in her 50s, was filmed…
It’s Called A “Car Wash” Not A …
It’s called a “car wash,” not a “man wash.” No doubt these four guys knew that, but decided to give it a shot anyway – NAKED! As reported by the Courier Mail: Four young men who were caught cooling off naked inside a central Queensland car wash have been warned…
A VERY Consequential Typo
There is no substitute for proofreading. And to all you kids out there (don’t hate The Juice for saying this) “spell check” is not proofreading. Heresy! But as for the importance of proofreading, check out this story from the Jakarta Globe: A single clerical error can change the course of…
The Most Embarrassing DUI?
How embarrassing? Check this out, as reported by The Telegraph: A man who was caught drink-driving in a toy car with a top speed of 4mph has been banned from driving. Paul Hutton, 40, was pulled over by police as he drove an electric Barbie car, which moves slower than…