Remember The Juice’s post 2 days ago about the epic thermostat battle between 2 sisters? Well, this post involves 2 brothers who got into it over a bottle of shampoo! As reported by The Sheboygan Press: Two brothers were charged Monday with disorderly conduct for fighting over a bottle of…
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Maybe If This Juror Had Been Listening To The Judge, He Wouldn’t Have Gone on Facebook And Tried To Friend …
Let’s just ignore the fact that the judge explicitly instructed you otherwise. If you were a juror, would you try to friend one of the parties, in the middle of the trial? A young man in Texas did, as reported by The Fort Worth Star-Telegram. [Jonathan] Hudson was a juror…
Tell Me You Did Not Call The Cops Because Of That
Everyone, and I mean everyone, has had a haircut they have been unhappy with. But, unlike with virtually every other problem, this one actually does go away with time. A man in Norway couldn’t wait. So, as reported at newsenglish.no: A man in Drammen was so unhappy with his new…
Truth: It’s Illegal For 12-Year-Olds To Trick Or Treat Here
In Newport News, Virginia, and some other fun-loving locales across the country, it is illegal for anyone over the age of eleven to trick or treat! This is truly one of the dumbest laws The Juice has encountered (and that’s saying something). Here’s the law: Sec. 28-5. – Prohibited trick…
Writing Threatening Letters To The Judge? Brilliant!
Defendant Howard Freeman sent two letters to the Judge. On both of them the letterhead reads: The Committee to Save the Judges From Hanging Even Though They Deserve It. At the bottom of the stationery the following appears: The Bible and history tell us that an oppressed people have never…
Judge Said What?
Judges say the darndest things. Take the case of the Honorable Gary W. Velie, a Superior Court judge in Clallam County, Washington. Back in 1988, in response to a complaint, he admitted “the use of racist and sexist language and embarrassing jokes.” Not only was he not reprimanded, the complaint…
This Should Definitely Increase Church Attendance, Among Males Anyway
How can you entice men to go to something, like say, church? In a word – strippers. There’s some crazy stuff going on in Warsaw, Ohio… From The Columbus Dispatch: Every weekend for the last four years, [Pastor Bill] Dunfee and members of his ministry have stood watch over [strip-club…
Perhaps A Certain Law Is The Reason This Company Had A Party Here To Reward Top Salesmen?
Why would a German company have a party for its top salesmen in Budapest, Hungary? Could it be because prostitution is legal in Hungary? Hmmm. As reported by the BBC: Munich Re is the world’s biggest re-insurer – in other words, the company acts as an insurance company for other…
A Novel Use For A Diaper
Can you begin a life of crime while still in diapers? The short answer is, it Depends. (Get it!) But seriously, a baby was involved in the commission of a crime. How, you ask? Per The New Hampshire Union Leader: A New Hampshire woman has been indicted for hiding cigarettes…
Um. What Address Did You Say This Was?
This is a strange one. See if you make the same call the jury did. Here’s the scene, as described in The Oregonian: The petite 24-year-old Beaverton woman got out of the shower wrapped in a towel, stopped to watch a couple minutes of TV and then sat down on…