In Readington Township, New Jersey, a 59-year-old man actually went to his 88-year-old mom’s senior center residence – apparently drunk – and got into it with her. So what did she do? She put the hurt on him! Per the Hunterdon County Democrat: An incident between a mother and her…
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Not The Best Landlords
Certainly it’s natural to want to maximize one’s real estate investment. But we are still, for the most part, a nation of laws. San Francisco landlords Kip and Nicole Macy apparently didn’t care much about the law. They were trying to clear out a 6-unit building they bought in San…
A Really Petty Crime, Except For That Gun Thing
You did not just pull a gun on the clerk for that amount of money. As reported by The Chicago Tribune: A Cook County judge set bail at $50,000 today for a man charged with displaying a handgun to a convenience store clerk who refused to give him 99 cents.…
You Can’t Bust A Guy For The Tooth Bit, But …
Your home is your castle, right? And your garage too? Not always, as this Florida man found out. As reported by tcpalm.com: Port St. Lucie police on Sunday went to Francisco Rojas’ home after his wife told 911 dispatchers her 49-year-old husband was “drunk and in the garage trying to…
You Broke Into A Store That Gives Everything Away For Free?
Why would anyone break into a store that gives everything away for free? From the CBC … The Free Store, located near 84th Street and 118th Avenue, opened earlier this year. People pay a $2 fee to drop off unwanted items, and store customers can take whatever they want for…
Robbery, With A Happy Finish?
For those of you not familiar with a “happy finish,” have you not heard of Google? But back to today’s story, which takes us to an Australian Subway. As reported in the Northern Territory News: A female robber surprised staff at a fast food restaurant with a strip, before fleeing…
Police Immediately Became Suspicious When They Saw A Line At A Subway …
Clearly The Juice is not a big Subway fan. And while it may be true that there are now more Subway “restaurants” than McDonalad’s “restaurants” worldwide, it’s also true that Subway has an incredibly low franchise fee. Anyway, back to the Subway in question. It’s in Florida. And if you…
“I’m Not The Best Criminal”
That may be an understatement. Sure, if you’re in jail, maybe it’s not a big deal to steal from another inmate. But what about stealing a computer from the jail? Yup. Per the Kalamazoo Gazette: Kalamazoo County Circuit Judge Gary Giguere Jr. sentenced [Western Michigan University student William K.] Bradley…
VERY Unhappy Wendy’s Drive-Thru Customers
It was not a good night for employees at a Kalamazoo, Michigan Wendy’s. Why? A drive-thru order turned into a melee – outside of, and inside, the restaurant. As reported by The Kalamazoo Gazette: Kalamazoo Department of Public Safety officers said they were called to the restaurant at 2814 Portage…
Maybe The Dumbest Police Chase Ever
You hear “police chase,” you think of police cars chasing a car, usually a drunk driver. Not this time. Sure, the police were in cars, but not the “perp.” He was on foot, and naked! And the cops bothered to chase him way too long, as reported by wpxi.com: Police…