Connecticut Judge E. Curtissa Cofield said she had one beer and one mixed drink three hours before her blood alcohol level came in at .17, more than twice the legal limit. What do you think she would say if someone made the same claim in her courtroom? As reported in…
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If There’s A AAA Equivalent For Boaters, This Towboat Captain Probably Isn’t On Their List
Your boat breaks down in the middle of nowhere. But wait, help is on the way … or is it? Well, sort of. As reported by The Florida Sun-Sentinel: Boynton Beach TowboatU.S. captain Timothy R. Pooler was dispatched to rescue two men in a disabled boat 25 miles off Delray…
Oh No You Didn’t Hide That Fake Driver’s License And Credit Card THERE!
(No, not in the book.) Warning: This post is not suitable for children. And The Juice isn’t just saying that to pique your interest. You will not believe this woman’s hiding place. As reported by The News-Press: A Pompano Beach woman is in custody at the Lee County Jail for…
What Body Part Would You Give Up For A New iPad?
Now remember, we’re talking about a new iPad, not just any old iPad … From a report in the Global Times … A teenager in China sold one of his kidneys to buy an iPad 2 [it was new then] … A kidney!!!!! The 17-year-old boy, identified only by the…
Were These Five Men Able To “Make Their Luck?”
Did you know that eight is a very lucky number in China. Know why? Per the BBC: The number eight is considered auspicious in China because it sounds similar to the word for “to make money”. There are five Chinese guys who are most likely cursing the number eight right…
Now How’d That Fly Get In My Food?
This simple plan failed in the execution (of the plan, not the flies …). As reported in The Nanjing Morning Post: Police in Nanjing, Jiangsu province, recently arrested three men who cheated restaurants of money after putting dead flies in their food. Wu, Wang and Zheng, all in their 20s…
Whatever You Think About This Campaign Slogan, There’s No Denying It’s An Attention-Getter
Ieshuh Griffin of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, surely must believe in the old adage that “there is no such thing as bad publicity.” Otherwise, why would this candidate for the Wisconsin state assembly want to place the words “not the whiteman’s bitch” next to her name on the ballot? Snap! She may…
Yes, It’s The Most Populous Country In The World, But …
Sure, there are more than 1,344,000,000 people in China, but we’re still talking about a boatload of corruption. As reported by crienglish.com: Chinese disciplinary organs have punished 881,000 officials for misconduct from July 2003 to December 2008, the Communist Party of China (CPC) Central Commission for Discipline Inspection (CCDI) said…
Chinese Prisoners Forced To Play Computer Games
Why would prisoners be forced to play computer games? In a word: cashish. (Money). As reported by The Guardian: As a prisoner at the Jixi labour camp, Liu Dali would slog through tough days breaking rocks and digging trenches in the open cast coalmines of north-east China. By night, he…
A Night In The Clink For A T-Shirt?
So maybe wearing this particular shirt to court was not the best decision Jennifer LaPenta, 19, of Round Lake Park, Illinois ever made. But did it warrant two days in jail? As reported by the Lake County News-Sun: Associate Judge Helen Rozenburg charged LaPenta with contempt of court for wearing…