Nobody likes waiting in the ER. But few people, if any, have reacted as this woman did. And it didn’t stop there. As reported by The Cleveland Plain Dealer at cleveland.com Prosecutors said in April that [37-year-old Teri] Garko sought emergency medical treatment at the hospital and became angry at…
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Pants On Fire
Do you think you would wake up while someone was setting your pants on fire? This gent didn’t. As reported by nj.com: A 47-year-old Trenton man suffered burns to his leg when his pants were set on fire last night after he fell asleep on the front porch of his…
Dad, Have I Got An Easter Present For You!
When a 51-year-old daughter wants to do something nice for her 80-year-old father, it’s a good thing. All agreed? Okay, what if the “thing” is hooking the father up with a prostitute? The Juice’s opinion remains unchanged. As reported by abcactionnews.com: The pair, who listed their hometown as Dubuque, Iowa,…
Crime, Or Public Service?
It’s just a bad idea to leave your car unlocked, period. It’s an even worse idea to leave your car unlocked with dangerous items in it. As reported by TCPalm.com: A 48-year-old man told Port St. Lucie police Tuesday he discovered his throwing knife, sheath, .40 caliber pistol and magazines…
This Is So Uncool, And Gross
It was hard to decide whether to put this story in the “Uncool” or “Gross” category. The Juice went with “Uncool,” though it was a tough call. As reported by The Bastro Enterprise: A video that went viral on the Internet appeared to show someone in a University of Alabama…
So You Hurled The Insult, And Then Administered A Beat Down?
We’ve all heard a story about someone mistakenly thinking somebody is pregnant. The Juice will wager you haven’t heard of anything remotely similar to this. As reported by TCPalm.com: A woman told police a dispute began after Jessie Mae Dorsey told her she was pregnant but she said she was…
I Told You We Shouldn’t Have Taken That One!
It stinks when your car breaks down. It really stinks when you borrow someone else’s car, and it breaks down. It really, really stinks when you steal someone else’s car, and it breaks down, and … Per the Colorado Springs Police Department: Shortly after completing an unrelated call for service,…
Trial With Many F-Bombs, Including On Juror’s Shirt
One might think the f-bomb has the power of an a-bomb, the way folks deal with it. Take the recent case of a judge in New York who was not pleased with the shirt an alternate juror was wearing. Per the New York Post: The shirt in question, worn by…
This Judge Was LUCKY To Get A Reprimand
It probably went something like this: “Don’t worry, honey. I’ll call my friend the Judge. You’ll be out in no time.” Or not, though the call was made to the Honorable James (“Jim”) Patrick Sharp, Jr., Justice on the First Court of Appeals in Houston, Harris County, Texas. Here’s what…
Not The Best Father/Son Bonding Experience
Believe me, The Juice is all for a dad spending as much time as possible with his son. Perhaps that needs a little qualification. That time should not include committing burglary together, while intoxicated! Doh! Check out this story, as reported by whnt.com: A father and son are in the…