This isn’t the first time The Juice has blogged about a cancer faker. That lady had nothing on Ms. Lori E. Stilley. As reported by The Gloucester County Times (New Jersey) at nj.com: Making more than $3,000 from sales of an e-book was far from the only thing a township…
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Nobody Likes Slow Drivers, But Seriously?
Hell, The Juice himself is not the most patient driver. Suffice it to say that, if his car were miked, there would have to be a serious delay, with someone’s finger always on the button. But this dude in Houston? He either has an incredibly short fuse, was in a…
Johnny Law Steps In To Stop Graffiti Reign Of Terror
Without Johnny Law, there would be chaos, right? In this situation, Johnny Law needs to step off. In the Australian city of Whitehorse, little children drawing with chalk in front of a cafe have been deemed to be … taggers! As reported by The Whitehorse Leader: Children drawing with chalk…
When You Have The Munchies, And No Coin …
Stealing snack food may be sweeping the nation. The Juice will monitor the situation and keep you posted. The latest installment, which involves undergarments, took place at a gas station in Valparaiso, Indiana. As reported by nwitimes.com: Faith Green, 39, of Valparaiso faces theft, public intoxication, resisting law enforcement and…
You Really Arrested Her For Cussing?
You just can’t go around arresting people for cussing, or you may be ponying up, as this Georgia city discovered. As reported by The Atlanta Journal-Constitution: Community activist Mary Kirkendoll grew so frustrated with Smyrna’s town hall question-and-answer session, she stood up and began to leave. Before she got to…
Bank Robber Cyclist? Crossing State Line? Nooo!!!!
As a regular bicycle commuter, it pains The Juice to have to say this, but it’s not looking too good for this fellow cyclist. As reported by The Union Leader: Police [in Somersworth, New Hampshire] arrested a Maine man riding a bicycle Friday in connection with a bank robbery across state…
Dear, Can You Believe How Well Our New Plant Is Doing?
At a boot sale, which is roughly the equivalent of a swap meet, an elderly couple must have been delighted with the lovely plant they purchased. Certainly it was treated quite well, as evidenced by its incredible growth. So why is this Juiceworthy? As reported by the BBC: An elderly…
It’s Better To Give Then Receive – Case In Point
You’re really going to make a federal case over a can of beans? Well, yes. Because that was no ordinary can of beans, as reported by The Hartford Courant. Police on Saturday arrested a Fair Haven man who they say received a kilogram of cocaine through the mail that had…
Wait. You Mean A Police Dog Can Still Find Me If I’m Just In My Underwear?
Who knew that your undergarments are infused with your scent? Pretty much everyone, except for this woman, who tried to outsmart a police dog by stripping down to her bra and panties before fleeing. As reported by tcpalm.com: A 25-year-old woman found in her bra and panties after a traffic crash…
Hey, How’d That iPhone Get In My Boot?
It might be tempting to simply chalk this one up to bad timing, but the dude tried to steal the hottest item in the world on the first day it was available! As reported by WDRB (Louisville, KY) According to an arrest report, on Thursday afternoon, 21-year-old Raylon J. Brooks…