Is it really a “car chase” if the suspect isn’t speeding, but just refuses to pull over? While you’re pondering that, here’s the story, as reported by the Northwest Florida Daily News: On Aug. 9 the deputy saw a Mitsubishi traveling south on Beal Parkway with no tag light. He…
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Um, Seriously, Leave The Restaurant And GET A ROOM!
It’s nice to see a couple in love, right? Yes, and no. In this case, definitely “no.” As reported by wkmg (clickorlando.com): Orlando police said Jeremie Calo, 32, and his date were “having sex on a table in view of minor children” on the patio of Paddy Murphy’s restaurant. Yikes!…
So, What Are You In For?
That’s not a question this man will want to answer. Why? Because the answer is … dognapping. As reported by The Sun Sentinel: A canine con man was busted Wednesday after trying to extort an $8,000 cash ransom from a North Naples woman in exchange for her two white 3-year-old…
Man Caught Golfing Gets Four Months In Jail
Of course you won’t be thrown in the clink for playing golf … unless … you’re on disability. Doh! The Juice despises fraud, and hence is not at all fond of this chap. As reported by thisisnottingham.co.uk: Judge Andrew Hamilton told Robert Cave he was an utter liar and cheat…
Man Busted Using “Find My iPad” Asserts Lame Defense
There comes a time in every thief’s life … Okay, so a lot of thieves won’t just come clean. But seriously dude – cut a deal. Next time you’ll turn the iPad off, or at least its location services. As reported by The Canberra Times (Australia): A court has been…
Largest Parking Charge Ever?
Maybe you’ve left your car in a lot overnight, figuring you would just eat the charge and move on. You won’t believe how long this woman left her car in a parking lot. As reported by local.de: A woman who left her car in a parking lot for nine years…
You Really Shot The Guy, INSIDE Little Caesars, For That?
Nothing will resolve the disagreement between those who believe concealed carry laws are a good thing, and those who think they are idiotic. Though we can’t know with certainty, Mr. Randall White is probably in the latter group. As reported by The Tampa Bay Times: Police said the incident unfolded…
You Jailed This Guy For TWO YEARS Because He Allegedly Crossed Into Your Waters?
In what is clearly a cautionary tale for fisherman, especially those anywhere close to Kuwaiti waters, comes this report from The Arab Times: An unidentified Iraqi fisherman who was arrested by the Kuwaiti authorities on suspicion after he was caught inside Kuwait’s territorial waters has been released after two years…
Thief Will Have A Hard Time Using This, Um, Item, Without The Charger
Perhaps the thief was so excited about nearly completing his mission, that he forgot to steal the charger! As reported by The Daily Mail: A gold-plated vibrator has been stolen from a luxury sex shop in Brazil after an armed raider stormed into the shop and demanded staff hand over…
Go Ahead And Tase Me, Bro
It would appear that Mr. Octavian Borges is Taserproof. Check this out, from The Courier Mail: A North Queensland man, aged 21, has stunned police by proving impervious to a Taser deployment and casually removing the barbs – not once but three times. Octavian Borges casually removed the barbs fired…