Fortunately for the clerk in this Little River, South Carolina store, this “armed” robber is not very good at robbery. As reported by wmbfnews.com: [33-year-old Joshua Page Edwards] walked into the store to allegedly shop for a gift, and perused the shop with the clerk before walking up to the…
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Law School? Why Waste Your Money? Just “Esquire” Yourself.
Law school is really expensive, and it takes three years. So how can you avoid it, and still be a lawyer? Well, just say you are a lawyer. That’s what this woman did, apparently quite well, as reported by newser.com: A woman used forged documents to pose as an estate…
Fool Me Once, Shame On Me. Fool Me Four Times?
You go out drinking, and shit happens. But four times? Fuhgeddaboutit. As reported in the The Police Blotter in The Brooklyn Paper [88th Precinct (Fort Greene–Clinton Hill)]: Some careful crooks emptied the pockets of a man sleeping on the Q train on Dec. 13, according to police. The groggy 43-year-old…
Yeah, Nobody Does. But Still, You Might Want To Read Those Homeowners Association Rules!
OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA Yes, some people want rules in their neighborhood. And that’s why some people move into condos or neighborhoods governed by homeowners associations. But there are some really stupid rules – like this one! And some of you will say that these folks could have read the rules…
You Did NOT Just Commit Armed Robbery For That!
In the wake of all the negative publicity Subway has garnered thanks to Jared, perhaps this could be seen as good publicity? I mean, these kids must really like Subway sandwiches, or they wouldn’t have done this. After all, they could have gone after a lot of other food. Here’s the…
One Hell Of An Adventure For A Ten-Year-Old Boy … And His Little Sister!
Sure it’s true that kids these days do a lot of things sooner than kids used to. But this? Yikes. As reported by Reuters: A ten-year-old Norwegian boy came up with a novel excuse after he drove his parents’ car into a snowy ditch on Wednesday morning: he told police…
Man, This Food Is Addictive!
Indeed, making his food addictive was the goal of a Chinese restauranteur. As reported by The South China Morning Post: A noodle shop owner was detained after he was discovered to have been adding parts of a poppy plant – from which opium is made – to food so that…
A Little Worried About Big Brother?
Isn’t everyone worried about being microchipped? If not by the government, then by someone else? No? Here’s a law that’s on the books in Wisconsin: 146.25 Required implanting of microchip prohibited. (1) No person may require an individual to undergo the implanting of a microchip. (2) Any person who violates sub.…
Loose Lips Surely Sunk These Gents’ Ship
You’ll probably conclude, as The Juice did, that had loose lips not solved this crime, these gents would have found some other way to make it easy for the cops to close the case. Per The Florida Times-Union: Two Kings Bay sailors have been arrested in last month’s break-in at a…
The Customer Is Always Right? Not In My Shop!
Clearly this gent is not an adherent of the age-old retail philosophy that “the customer is always right.” As reported by wdrb.com (Louisville, Kentucky): A smoke shop owner is in trouble with the law after police say he pulled a gun during a dispute with a customer. It happened on…