In the US, with our “zero tolerance” policies for so many things, this kid would have been suspended. Period. Fortunately for him, the boy resides in the UK. As reported at Scotsman.com: Bomb disposal experts were called to a school in Hamilton, South Lanarkshire this morning amid reports that a…
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“It Was My Twin Brother.” Really? You’re Going With That?
Fortunately for the clerk in this Little River, South Carolina store, this “armed” robber is not very good at robbery. As reported by wmbfnews.com: [33-year-old Joshua Page Edwards] walked into the store to allegedly shop for a gift, and perused the shop with the clerk before walking up to the…
Hey, The Guy Was Just Following His Dream Of Flying First Class
If you have ever been lucky enough to fly first class, maybe you’ll have some understanding of what this man did… As reported by The Highline Times (Washington State): A man sits in King County jail after he allegedly bolted through a security checkpoint at Sea-Tac Airport and onto an…
Give That Dog A Raise
It is abundantly clear that you just don’t mess with Malone. That dog can flat-out smell, as a gent with a full cavity discovered. As reported by kvia.com (El Paso, Texas): The seizure was made at approximately 1:30 p.m. Monday at the Paso Del Norte pedestrian crossing. A 35-year-old U.S.…
It Was Time To Part Company After The First Flash
(No, not the kind of flash in the picture above.) Assuming everything this woman says is true, you just have to scratch your head. As reported by www.timesonline (Beaver, Pennsylvania): The owner of a Moon Township landscaping business has been charged with exposing himself to a female passenger in his…
Oh, So You’re Saying My Money’s Not Good Here?
Actually, madam, your money isn’t good anywhere in the United Kingdom. As a personal injury lawyer, but for his alter ego, this is not something The Juice would normally come across. No doubt Ms. Louise Munro would not have come across a law like the Coinage Act of 1971 either,…
Florida Vanity License Plates – Some Made The Cut, Some Didn’t
Yeah, yeah. Someone has to review vanity plate applications in every state. Of course, what is approved and what isn’t never seems to make a whole lot of sense. If you want to see A TON of plates requested in Florida and whether they were accepted or rejected, click here.…
If At First You Don’t Succeed …
If a store won’t take your fake hundred … just go to the next one, and the next one … As reported by Lancasteronline.com: Toni Lyn Miller, 32, of Sinking Springs, passed a fake $100 bill at one outlet store and tried in vain to pass a similar bill at…
What Could You Possibly Do With A Motorized Grocery Cart?
Motorized grocery carts are very useful for certain folks while doing their shopping. But outside of a grocery store, what would anyone use it for? The police may have asked Mr. Wedding that question, among many others. Per wdrb.com (Louisville, Kentucky): According to an arrest report, an officer saw 19-year-old…
So You’re Saying There’s Something Wrong With A Judge Dismissing Her Own Parking Tickets?
For this judge, the job is apparently not all about banging away on a gavel and doling out some justice. Although she has only been charged, it’s not looking good. As reported by lancasteronline.com: A Lancaster city district judge has been removed from the bench after she was charged Monday…