Have you EVER heard of anyone getting a ticket for littering? They should, but it just never seems to happen, much to The Juice’s chagrin. Well, a litterbug in New York got busted, sort of. As reported by brooklynpaper.com: The litterbug told police that he tossed some trash in the…
Ah the joy of setting off a bottle rocket – unless it’s in … your pants! As reported by The Highline Times (Washington): Police responded to a call for medical assistance in the 12000 block of Ambaum Blvd. A man accidentally set off a bottle rocket firework in his pants.…
Who do you think this woman called after the crash, on the way to the hospital? She called her insurance company – to report it, right? Well, not exactly. As reported by PhillyBurbs.com: On the way to the hospital after she was involved in a four-car accident last October, Regina…
Where is the absolute best place for a fight to occur? Think about access to medical care. From The Arab Times: KUWAIT CITY, March 16: Four citizens, including two youths, sustained serious injuries when two families of 30 Kuwaitis engaged in a bloody fight at Mubarak Al-Kabeer Hospital, reports Al-Qabas…
Yes sir. This is one lucky man. But just remember, there are two kinds of luck … As reported in the police blotter of the Sun Star Courier (Ohio): At 4:04 p.m. on Friday, a man was arrested on an active warrant after putting out a fire in his own…
Here’s a tale of smoker who really, really wanted a cigarette. As reported in the Colorado Springs Police Blotter: Officers were dispatched on a panicked call for help by a 24 year old resident of the Summer Grove Apartments, located near the intersection of N. Academy Boulevard and Austin Bluffs…
Sure, the First Amendment permits you to yell at police officers, and even flip them off. But in most cases, they’re doing their job, and doing it within the law. And even when they’re not, you should consider your own circumstances before opening your yap. As reported by The Northwest…
So do you think someone can get jail time for watching a cartoon? Would it make any difference if the cartoons were sexual? Decide for yourself, after reading this from stuff.co.nz: Ronald Clark downloaded the Japanese anime cartoons three years ago, setting in train events that would see him in…
Yeah, it does seem like an oxymoron. Decide for yourself. (Please, MADD, no emails. Of course The Juice is against drunk driving. Is anyone in favor of it?) Here’s the skinny, per TheIndyChannel.com: Just before 12:30 a.m. Monday, the Jasper County Sheriff’s Department received a 911 from a man reporting…
Coming forward as a witness is your civic responsibility, even when it’s dangerous. That said, the concept of “honor among thieves” is altogether different. Tell that to this gent, who committed a slew of crimes with his twin brother. As reported by wmbfnews.com (Charleston, South Carolina): Federal prosecutors say a…