As a regular bicycle rider (and commuter), The Juice must confess that, if he lived in Florida, he would be a serial offender of this absolutely ridiculous law. And yes, it’s still on the books.
Title XXIII – MOTOR VEHICLES – Chapter 316 – STATE UNIFORM TRAFFIC CONTROL
316.2065 – Bicycle regulations.
… (7) Any person operating a bicycle shall keep at least one hand upon the handlebars.
Might as well outlaw “things you do for kicks” … Here’s a link to the statute.