Legal Juice
We’ve all heard a story about someone mistakenly thinking somebody is pregnant. The Juice will wager you haven’t heard of anything remotely similar to this. As reported by TCPalm.com:
A woman told police a dispute began after Jessie Mae Dorsey told her she was pregnant but she said she was “just getting fat.”
Awkward. But okay? Nope, not okay. Here’s how it went down:
“I’ve had five kids, I know how you walk when you’re pregnant,” Dorsey is quoted as saying.
The victim said she was “just getting fat,” and told police Dorsey walked toward her.
“Who the (expletive) are you catching an attitude with,” Dorsey is quoted as saying.
“You,” the victim said.
Dorsey is then accused of lobbing a cinder block chunk at the victim, hitting her head. Dorsey jumped on her, pulled her hair and bit her face.
The man walking with the victim pulled Dorsey off, and Dorsey beat feet.
Um, dude, think you could have jumped in a little sooner? And Ms. Dorsey, you bit her face! After you insulted her!
The victim had teeth marks on her face and bumps on her head.
Dorsey, 46, was arrested [for aggravated battery] March 16 on a warrant stemming from the … fracas … in Fort Pierce.
Go figure.