Lawyer Caught In Bra “Catch 22”

All of this over a wire bra, and the jail’s dress code. As reported by The Miami Herald:

Attorney Brittney Horstman was not packing heat. She was wearing an underwire bra.

So what’s the problem?

And when the metal detector went off on a visit to the Miami Federal Detention Center, guards wouldn’t let Horstman in to see her client.

Really?

The attorney reminded guards of a detention center “memo” allowing female attorneys wearing an underwire bra to enter. But the guards would not relent.

Memo? I didn’t see any memo. You see any memo? Sorry.

Horstman stepped into a bathroom and removed her bra. In blouse and jacket, she returned, and cleared the walk-through detector.

It’s all good, right? Nope.

Again, guards refused to let her pass — now, because she was braless, which is against prison dress code guidelines.

Oh, so they don’t read the memos, but the guards know the dress quote?